Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
