kristin has been a bad kristin
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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