so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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