Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
we're making bets on your personal life
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I don't deserve a penis
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Randomize
