playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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