Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I currently don't understand fingers.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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