I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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