Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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