I think i peed on brittanys purse
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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