why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
How naked do you want me to be?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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