Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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