your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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