What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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