so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I look excited, but its just a facade.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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