That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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