Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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