man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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