and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I understand Curling. That high.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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