...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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