If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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