I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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