all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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