Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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