omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
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