That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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