we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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