I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I wish life had little blips of pornography
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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