party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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