You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
