I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
this boner is exhausting
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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