i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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