i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize