shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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