And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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