after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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