But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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