i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
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