please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I just found a bag of teeth...
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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