there's paper in my vomit.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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