Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Hippo gnu deer
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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