we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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