i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
i out mim tonsoeep
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