I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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