I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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