You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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