I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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