Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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