you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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