Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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