That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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