and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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