fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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