When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Randomize
