Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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