shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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