Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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